Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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