You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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