do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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