my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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