he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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