i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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