I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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