Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Michael Bay diarrhea
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
