Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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