If that was your dad, he is hot
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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