just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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