awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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