Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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