God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
