Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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