hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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