do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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