I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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