please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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