but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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