no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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