random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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