We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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