If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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