Buhtt sex?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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