Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
