We're like a lot better than the average bears
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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