Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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