AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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