I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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