Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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