Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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