you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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