rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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