so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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