Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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