Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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