This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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