But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
