yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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