I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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