This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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