Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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