My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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