no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Less talking, more tequila
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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