8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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