Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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