Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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