and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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