She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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