I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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