If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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